Unbeknownst to us, Chris Zelkovich apparently has a sense of humour. And so he beat us to the punch in pointing out the unequivocal highlight of Saturday's broadcast: Mark Lee informing viewers that the Als' "DBs have got a pretty interesting key on Bishop as they continue to jump his balls throughout the game."

For the record, that sounds more like the sort of thing that would throw our old friend Spergon Wynn off his game, at least in the right company. (You thought we were going to go for the easy Rod Black joke, didn't you? Suckers.) But having been convinced for some time that Mark Lee is a robot, we're more intrigued by the potential that his wiring is loose and we're headed for a full-fledged meltdown by season's end.

Grey Cup...the last game for now, possibly forever, on the CBC. And Mark Lee starts getting so blue that you'll think Bob Saget has stormed the broadcast booth.

If nothing else, it would at least be more entertaining than Lenny Kravitz.