In the interest of bringing you fresh and insightful commentary all week, instead of one giant dump of content on Fridays, you'll note that we've narrowed things down a little for our weekend previews. Now, on to more important things...

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All of the Argos have been injured in practice, leaving Pinball to play the Als by himself. Meanwhile, the Als have been replaced by Paul Godfrey, Ted Rogers and Larry Tenenbaum, who are sneakily trying to prove their theory that anyone can play in the CFL. How does Pinball do?*

Pinball 86,428, Godfrey/Rogers/Tenenbaum 0 (A cheap thrill, but don't tell us you don't feel better now.)

* = Everything we need to know about football analysis, we learned from early '90s SNL sketches.