And if this doesn't work, they're going to make Rob Murphy wear the Hannibal Lecter get up
Given the actions over the course of the season of the BC Lions O-Linemen (specifically Rob Murphy, Jason Jimenez and Sherko Haji-Rasouli) we can see why the CFL would be a little concerned about its image. However, we think that having offending Lions players read out the following statement before every down is a little much:
"The Canadian Football League and the BC Lions Football Club are in no way responsible for the acts that we may commit or think about committing before, during and after the whistle. Any personal items that may be lost, damaged or launched in the course of our encounter are not the responsibilities of the aforementioned parties and you will not be entitled to reimbursement, repair or having one of our teammates retrieve your item from downfield. Be aware that any form of football related behaviour be it tackling, calling out assignment, drinking Gatorade or pointing out women in the stands will be viewed as an act of disrespect and handled accordingly. Any attempts to rebroadcast or disseminate the accounts and descriptions of our actions are strictly prohibited and will be dealt with accordingly by the B.C. Lions offensive linemen."
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