All of the Argos have been injured in practice, leaving Pinball to play the Bombers by himself. Making matters more complicated, Pinball finds himself at the start of the Santa Claus parade moments before kickoff.  How does Pinball do?*

The Bombers score two quick touchdowns before Pinball gets to the stadium but Troy Westwood misses both converts. After arriving, Pinball destroys the Bombers even after stopping to pose for a photo with every youngster at the parade. After the game, Pinball then walks next door to the ACC and scores thirty points for the Raptors in overtime.  The final tally: Pinball 498 Bombers 12 - 1,843 candy canes dispensed.

* = Everything we need to know about football analysis, we learned from early '90s SNL sketches.