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He's the gift that keeps on giving

OTTAWA - The Ministry of Defence announced today that it has commissioned four new submarines to be made of Edmonton Eskimos coach Danny Maciocia. Explained a Ministry official "we wanted to use Maciocia because he destroys absolutely everything in his path. Also, he appears to be completely indestructible meaning that even the most novice sailor could destroy everything in sight with no potential repercussions to the vessel."  The subs are expected to be ready for 2010.

Maciocia!

Posted on Sunday, November 18, 2007 at 10:02AM by Registered CommenterRusty in , | CommentsPost a Comment

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