All of the Argos have been injured in practice, leaving Pinball to play the Bombers by himself. Always loyal to his old friends, Pinball insists on playing the game riding aboard a broken-down Diesel. How does Pinball
do?*

Pinball 612, Bombers 14 (Pinball realizes after the first quarter that the broken-down Diesel doesn't move quite like he used to, and so the final three quarters are spent with Diesel riding Pinball instead. This poses all sorts of problems for Mark Lee, but is much more innocent than it sounds.)

* = Everything we need to know about football analysis, we learned from early '90s SNL sketches.