"The Kissing Bandit" - not the new Argos DTWhen we heard that the Argos had signed The Kissing Bandit, we were admittedly a little surprised, as according to a number of different sources, Morganna the Kissing Bandit retired over 7 years ago.

Sadly, delving further into the story of the Argos signing, we found out that the new defensive tackle is an imposter. Which is a shame, really.  If there's one thing that the CFL needs, it's a person with absurdly large breasts running around kissing people.  

OK, someone who is not Etienne Boulay.