Well, this is disappointing - and not just because we always assumed that if Frank D'Angelo asked anyone to "seize and desist," it would be us.

See, we'd always kind of assumed Frank was in on the joke. But is it possible that he's actually not? Is it possible that he thinks those Ben Johnson commercials are actually brilliant marketing? That we're all crazy-impressed that he gets to hang out with hockey players in his spare time, trading totally unscripted banter about his beer? That his band is invited to play halftime so often because fans absolutely love it? That Argos players hang out at Forget About It after games because it's their favourite spot in town? That Steelback actually tastes good?

We're going to seize now, before we get ourselves in trouble. But let's just say this situation may be more dire than we realized.