All of the Argos have been injured in practice, leaving Pinball to play the 'Riders by himself. Making matters more complicated, Barry Sherman has purchased the Argos, installing his 24-year-old son as head coach and Frank D'Angelo as "chairman." How does Pinball do?*

Pinball 814, 'Riders 1 (D'Angelo is a non-factor, since he's busy rehearsing for his part in "a big major movie." Sherman Jr. is more of a problem, since he knows as much about running a football team as he does about running a beer company. But with his head-coaching experience, Pinball not only calls his own plays - he spends breaks mentoring Sherman Jr., who by game's end is widely conceded to be only the second-worst coach in the league. Maciocia! )

* = Everything we need to know about football analysis, we learned from early '90s SNL sketches.