We were all set to bitch and moan about Spergon Wynn's plug in Saturday's National Post, which named him "Il Bello Del Giorno" - more or less the hot local single of the week. It's not like the guy needed the help, after all. Then more pressing matters took priority - notably his near-decaptitation that night.

Thankfully, a certain member of the Boatmenblog crew is not so easily distracted. But she is getting tired of us focusing on a single player (in every sense of the word) so much, as we suspect many people are. And so she's going to do something about it.

When last we heard from Cowbell Jenny, she was busy lambasting some kids who gave her dirty looks (for, naturally, ringing her cowbell too loud). Now, she's back with something more positive - a little treat for all the girls out there reading CFL blogs.

Starting this week, she'll be bringing you a regular pick of some dreamy CFL player or other; it's then your duty to go out and by posters of him to plaster all over your bedroom wall. Or, this being the CFL, you can skip the posters, move straight to the post-game party, and make your move. If you've got anything better than a one-bedroom furnished apartment, there's an excellent chance he's moving in.

If it was up to us, she'd start with the Stamps' Scott Coe. But then, we're jerks that way.