We swear, we'll come up with something a little more entertaining soon. Momentarily, even. But for now, let's take a moment to celebrate our man Clifford Ivory finding work in Toronto's football community.

We know what you're thinking: Toronto has a football community? Well, sort of. Outside the Argos, we basically have two crappy university teams. But Cliff is going to go coach for one of those teams, and we're fully confident he'll make it a little less crappy.

(We assume this move may also have something to do with Andre Durie leaving York, coming to the Argos and stealing Cliff's jersey number. Now Cliff will go steal...actually, we're not really sure, since defensive coordinators generally don't wear jerseys. But we're pretty sure it'll be something good.)