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Romero Miller, an Argo nation turns its lonely eyes to you...

So three of the Argo quarterbacks from last year are now injured (Mike Bishop, Damon Allen and Eric Crouch) and the fourth, Spergon Wynn, is presumably getting his braces off this week. This obviously puts the team in a bit of a bind for its game against the Riders on Friday, so let's go ahead and put some odds on the various candidates to take the snaps this week.

Rocky Butler (2 to 1): Tough to know what to make of Butler's first appearance as an Argo. On the one hand, the game was close and he barely lost, implying that this is his Rocky and that he'll score a victory his next time out.  On the other hand, he was terrible and tossed up four interceptions, implying that this was his Rocky V, in which case we'll need to wait another 16 years before he puts in another halfway decent performance.

Mike McMahon (8 to 1): Man, this guy's had a tough year. Rutgers finally gets good well after he's left, his car gets stolen and he loses his job to a guy who was cut by the Ti-Cats.  Not quite sure how you recover from that last one.

Tom Arth (750 to 1): This move would most likely be made just to appease the Toronto Sun headline writers who were unable to use gems like "The Arthful Dodger" and "Arth! What A Dog Of A Game!" after Tom was released in the first week of camp.

Reggie Slack (1,000 to 1): Seriously, it worked once before.  

Pinball Clemons (1,000,000,000 to 1): Obviously this would be the ideal situation, as it is well established that Pinball wouldn't even need a supporting cast to beat the Riders. However, much like Superman wouldn't play a football game against a bunch of high school kids, we see Pinball as being much to moral to actually play. Pity.
Posted on Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 11:19AM by Registered CommenterRusty in | CommentsPost a Comment

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