The draft is behind us. The weather is warm. Training camp is around the corner. The annual Rick Matsumoto sightings are starting.

Clearly, it's time to start getting excited. And if you're us, you know what to do - start planning out a year's worth of weekly previews, cheese races and gratuituous shots at Danny Maciocia.

But what to do if, say, you're a star running back who loved playing here last year while serving out a drug suspension, but is now required to apply for reinstatement to another league you didn't really like playing in?

If it were us, this would be around the point we might just have to fail another drug test. And happily, if you're Ricky Williams, you're one step ahead of us.

Come on home, Ricky. Adam Rita will totally share his stash with you.

(We know, Adam, you're not really high. That's just how you are.) 

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Update: Foiled! When did Joe Theismann start rewriting the CFL rules?