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Never Bet on Black... and Gold

My first and possibly favourite entry on boatmenblog was used to pass along some very sage advice to the Tiger-Cats about their coaching search. Sadly, my advice has been ignored by our friends from down the road.  So instead of helping, I figure it would only be appropriate if I tried to make some money off of the Ti-Cats' misfortune.  I am, after all, the resident banker here. 

With that in mind, I present to you the odds of various Ti-Cats staffers being let go during the rest of the 2006 season: 

Lesley Stewart (10,000,000-1): Lesley seems like a pretty safe bet to make it through the season. So far she's the only Ti-Cat to steal anything from the Argos this year.

Marcello Campanaro (72-1): If firing one former McMaster head coach didn't work, why not fire a second? 

Kavis Reed (10-1): Sure, his defence has given up 100 points during the last three home games, but it's not like he's had much help. Besides, I can't imagine a team letting go of their head coach, offensive co-ordinator, and defensive co-ordinator in three separate moves during one season. Okay, maybe a team managed by J.I. Albrecht.  Maybe.

J.K. Ouellete (5-1): I'm sure he's a wonderful guy. But as Tom Bryce showed last week, if you're not drawing penalties on the opposing team, you're just not fulfilling your duties as equipment manager. 

Posted on Wednesday, August 30, 2006 at 08:09PM by Registered CommenterRusty in | Comments1 Comment

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Is that a Passenger 57 reference? Well played, my friend. Well played indeed.
August 30, 2006 | Registered CommenterA-Rad

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