Call this the week for big, noble causes. Yesterday, it was finding a showcase for Roy Shivers and his toothpicks; today, it's this.

Truth be told, these guys are a lot more organized than us. And with good reason. Seriously, of all the things we fear in today's world, drunken football fans bearing flagpoles are pretty low down on the list. 

Now, just for the record, our little collective has never bothered with actually waving the flag we bought a couple of years ago; we just drape it around some unsuspecting guest we've invited, and proclaim him "Captain Argo." But if that's a little declassé for you, go sign the petition.